1) You
-Age:
25-Gender:
Male- Short Description About Yourself: Are you a student, working, or still in high school? Just a small amount of information so that we know when shit will get rough for you. (Finals, etc.)
I'm an African American male currently unemployed. I did not finish high school but I plan on doing so once I get my hustle on.
2) In-Game You
-Character Name/Class/Race:
Mooncrícket/Hunter/Nigger-Link to your Armory Profile:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Laughing+Skull&n=Mooncr%C3%ADcket-Link to your Raiding Spec:
http://www.wowhead.com/?talent#cZ0eVooZx0ci0cIheuNhsd:NAizMm-Screen shot of your UI in a raiding environment:
-Please give us some information on your future spec considerations. You should be up to date on your class changes. This mainly applies to DPS (hunters/rogues/etc.) whose top DPS spec is ever changing. It does not matter if this will be the actual spec in the future. We just want to see if you know your stuff.
Nigger please.-Past guilds: Please fully explain what guilds you were in and for what reasons you left.
I'm African American so the only guild who would accept me was Unfadable, because they're nigger lovers.3) Computer
-Ventrilo is a must. Are you willing to listen? Are you able to actually respond through Ventrilo when spoken to? If not don't bother applying. We don't read raid chat.
Yes, however I speak all most completely in Ebonics so I'll need a translator.-Is your computer capable of handling WOW effectively in a raiding environment? For example, will you never blame your computer for a failure?
I go hard all day in the streetz.-Are you prone to disconnecting? Be honest. We all have the internet, we all have disconnected at some point, and most of us have gone through a bad connection at some time. It will not forfeit you, but if you lie and start disconnecting on your first raid don't expect to be in the guild.
I steal my internet connection from my local McDonald's so I'm straight yo.4) WoW Web Stats
-Please provide some WWS links to some fights if applicable.
I go hard on dps.5) When are you available on the following days...
-Sunday:
Noon-3am-Monday:
Noon-3am-Tuesday:
Noon-3am-Wednesday:
Noon-3am-Thursday:
Noon-3amI'm black so the earliest I can wake up is Noon.6) Raiding
-Describe your raiding experience in WOW...
I tend to get discriminated quite a bit because of my race. I always get passed over on loot, and the cracker raid leader always puts it on ML so I can't steal anything.-Do you care for achievements?
I'm black......we don't achieve, we just smoke weed.-Have you been in any leadership roles?
I was the leader of a local gang for 3 years.-Have you had any experience wiping on a boss for long periods of time?
No, I'm lazy.-Do you know anyone in the guild?
Yes, I've bought crack from Solidius on a number of occasions. 7) The Guild
-Why MZR?
Because I want to become the best geared African American hunter on the server.-What do you expect from MZR?
To do mad work yo.-Can you do any impressions of famous people?
I can do a pretty good impression of a nigger.-Anything else you would like to say?
I'm a real nigga and I go hard in the streetz.
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